Trolling omegle

http://omegle.com/

Do/say things that are dumb/ignorant and anything outside.

KEEP IT PG-13. I DON'T WANT TO CLOSE THIS THREAD

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: I love you.
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Stranger: WADUP
You: I just bought a stairway to heavan
Stranger: i love u
You: I love you more!
Stranger: take me with u
You: Ok, i'll have to put you in my duffle bag though. Is that k?
Stranger: why dnt u carry me in ur lavishing arms!
Stranger: we can run wayyy into the clouds
Stranger: happily and gayily
You: I'm only aloud to take one person in.
You: I only have one ticket.
Stranger: wtf man
You: If they find you they'll send you to hell.
Stranger: :(
Stranger: we wouldnt want that..
You: We would not.
You: There's something I need to tell you.
Stranger: what
Stranger: tell me o dear love of mine
You: I............................................ love.......................................... THE GAME
You have disconnected.

I made each conversation a different color, so it's easier to tell them apart.
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl pls
You: asl is more boring than nicholas cage's movies
You: so NO


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You: hey
Stranger: I dont want to go to work today!!!!!!!!!!!
You: well, I have an idea
Stranger: It better be good
Stranger: Cus im trying to come up with an excuse but my mind sucks right now
You: hmmm
You: oh i know
You: tell your boss you murdered your family so you got arrested!!!
Stranger: mhhhmm but i might get fired nobody wants to an employee who is a murderer
You: so? kill yourself
Stranger: haha then how will I go to work the next day dummy
You: YOU DONT NEED MONEY WHEN YOUR DEAD
Stranger: I did say I dont want to go to work TODAY
You: STILL
You: KILL YOURSELF
Stranger: haha im too awesome
Stranger: so no buddy
You: Well, then the devil will love to meet you
Stranger: you should give it a try though
You: I already did
Stranger: i dont believe in the devil sooooo
You: I'm chillin with god right know
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: i was having doubts about him
Stranger: but now you make me believe
You: so was I, but he gave me free beer so it's all good in the hood
You: well g2g

Include the part where they leave, it adds to the effect.

Note: All of the following are very racist. If you cannot tolerate a slight degree of political incorrectness, then do not read. Don't worry, there aren't any N-bombs. I'm not THAT bad.

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You: Hi.
Stranger: Hello
You: Wonderful morning, eh?
Stranger: im living night :)
You: Morning, night, whatever.
Stranger: whera are you from ?
You: Baghdad
You: It would be beautiful over here if it weren't for the fiery explosions.
You: I had a bowl of Campbell's chicken noodle but a finger landed in it.
You: Damn suicide bombers.
You: I was writing my memoir, too, but it was on paper and I only had one copy, and the constant blood splattering is making it a pain.
You: Does bleach remove blood from paper?
You: Or do you think it would take the ink off too?
You: Hello?
Stranger: im trying to understant what do you want to say
You: Hmmm?
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: turkey
You: Really?
Stranger: yes
You: Ha ha, you sorry excuse for a middle easterner. Go wrestle in olive oil.
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Stranger: oi
You: Oi mate
Stranger: Blz ?
You: Where're ya from?
Stranger: Brazil
You: Ah
You: Is that the place with the bulls and chickens and that guy with the nukes that goes "Herro?"?
Stranger: sua mãe akela galinha
Stranger: Brazil melhor pais do mundo
You: GO AWAY YOU STUPID MEXICAN
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You: Hello.
Stranger: hey
You: Where ya from?
Stranger: does it matter?
You: Yes, it does.
Stranger: why's that?
You: If you were, say, from Finland, I would be forced to deliver a virtual fish-shlap.
You: If you were from Saudi Arabia, I would greet you with "Allahu Akbar!".
You: And if you were from America, I'd talk about beer and guns.
Stranger: fair enough
Stranger: oh, what's virtual fish-shalp?
You: Just a second, dear sir.
You: Here you are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmBlUb2dcsk
You: A better example would be: http://blog.sellsiusrealestate.com/wp-content/google-fish-slaps-trulia.gif
You: Obviously you are not a Fin.
You: I have come to the conclusion that you are from Venezuala, in which case I must say good day to you, sir.
You have disconnected.

How the f... did this get pinned??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????